Thursday, December 30, 2010

My Top Ten New Year's Resolutions 2011

1. To continue being awesome.
1. To try and get even
2. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
3. To get my life in order...ish
4. To not start 2011with a hangover
5. To not let the New Year peer pressure me into making promises I'm not going to keep.
6. To join a gym, and possibly even go there occasionally....(ha...I even laughed at this one myself!)
7. To somehow change the world's negative perception of cellulite.
8. To no longer be condescending to morons. Poor things can't help it.
9. To adhere to my resolutions for longer than 24 hours.


  1. good luck with your list..I like number 2 and number 9!!..oh and number 1!!

  2. Your list is marvelous! Hmm...I never use that word. That makes this compliment even more :o)
    Happy New Year from a new


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