I have been hacked!!

I did not put the audio on here! I don't know how to get rid of it without deleting the whole blog.

More Campsite Pics

Dora in her campsite

This is my campsite I just leased for the rest of this fall and all next year at Lake James in Angola. It is a "clothing optional" resort! Gonna be a FUN summer next year!

They always say that the hottest person at the party never gets approached because people are intimidated to talk to them. I'm just going to assume that this is me... It would explain so much.

Whenever a friend says "you'd do the same for me" it makes me realize how little they know about me.

Hello ladies! Look at your man. Then back to me. Then look at your man. Now back to me. Yea, you probably made the right decision.

For Sale Golden Retriever:

Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should have just bought metal detector.

Why is it always the same person getting in your way from start to checkout at the grocery store?

I wish someone would come up and say "You should stay at home. That is, and has always been, your destiny".

A jealous coworker asked me today what it feels like to have my own parking spot. My answer: Like a closer walk to hell.

I started a new diet today. I call it the Teflon diet.....

Since I know I'll never stick to it!